selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
petparent: Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
soselfimportant: 4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
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